@mariosargac (View Post)

Congratulations, you now have a British Mk IV Tank developed in WWI with lots of machine gun and turret rounds. Unfortunately, it is the 21st Century and you are sent in Afganistan which your tank is easily destroyed when a suicide bomber decides the tank looks too ugly.

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I wish that China would pay heaps of money to their workers so their economy gradually falls as their prices increase to a degree where countries develop their own consumer goods.

China now develops there own consumer goods, but then china and Russia get into a war, so china deploys a nuke but one worker who got paid so much disided he dint need to work today and forgot to put in a guidance system, so the nuke went UP and the the nuke went DOWN onto the military base that fired it, exploding and making every other nuke there explode to, about 500 million people die, and they turn into zombies who become intelligent and build a spaceship to the moon where they make pie's and sell them to moon rocks who are not alive. THHE END
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I wish that i had Altamonte mind control. :D

congratulation you grow gills but now you will drown in air if your out of the water

@Finalflash50 (View Post)

Granted. While underwater, with infinite lung capacity, a shark mistakes you for a giant central sea legged fish and enjoys your fine, exquisite taste.

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I wish grim-reaper would not reply to this. (grim-reaper, before you post, read the first post of this thread.)

@Jackeea (View Post)
Granted, but it's so super-secret, even you don't know where it is.

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I wish I didn't have to wake up this morning and could just sleep all day instead.

You don't, but by not waking up, you never wished that wish and it causes a paradox and destroys the universe.

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I wish I had a computer built in powder toy that could play powder toy.