@Jackeea (View Post)
Soldier from TF2 walks up and MIssleSpams you and you are DEAD.(Not Big Surprise)

I wish I was TF2 Soldier Who killed Jackeea.

@Jackeea (View Post)
Granted, you are, but in the past when TPT wasn't owned by Simon

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I wish for a chuck norris-like Beard of ultimate power

@Finalflash50 (View Post)

Granted. The toothpick is made of Antimony which slowly poisons you and breaks easily when you use it,

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
and you failed to make your wish.

i wish pepsi max and chips.

@jenn4 (View Post)
You grew too much pimples on your face and your head exploded.
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I wish my power level is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND