@commandog3 (View Post)
wish granted. They are then subsiquently downvoted.
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I wish I could solve the information paradox theorem.

@therocketeer (View Post)
you do, but you die before you can write it down.

I wish for bacon. lots of bacon.

@alecnotalex (View Post)
you recieve the bacon...

...from a the a very old dead pig.
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I wish for a yellow turtle.

@Finalflash50
You get one, but you get really bad headaches and migraines from playing it.

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I wish that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished for my friend to wish for me to wish that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I could think of a wish.

you think of a wish, but blow up your friend with that sentence.
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I wish I was the 3rd grade book "side ways stories from wayside school" (loved it)

@nmd (View Post)
I have no idea what that is, but, if you were in the book, you would be crushed between the pages.

I wish a bacon cheeseburger, hold the mayo. On the side I would like a large soda.

@alecnotalex
You get the meal, but your stomach bursts and you die, slowly and painfully. D:

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I wish people could always put a < hr > but without the spaces inbetween their corruption and their wish and that I could have a cheeseburger without the cheese and a hamburger with extra cheese please.

people do, but then realize what their doing and stop it.
you get the cheese and hamburger, but while your eating it an asteroid hits you because
that morning Robert Hinfor woke up and got ready for a long day of work. but, while on route 23, a worker called in and asked if he ordered the burger meat last week, because someone ordered the last 2. Robert, felling like an idiot, facepalms himself and swerves across the lanes...

...John Gome was also on route 23, going over 90MPH trying to get to the space center to begin his working day. He too had a long day of work, trying to stop an asteroid from crashing on planet earth that speeds that would wipe out all civilization. The governments of the world of course kept the entire thing a secret, so the world doesn't go into mass hysteria. John is one of only 6 non-government related humans who knew about this, and he was an astronaut, but he woke up late because some burger restaurant were running slow, something to do with no meat... but anyways, as he was speeding, a car suddenly swerves and hits him, sending him and the other person flying fifty feet in the air...

...Mike was driving his truck, old Bessy, down route 23, when suddenly he heard a noise, delivering these pillows were extremely important for him because he need the money, so he turns left hoping he would miss the accident, but he ends up, unknowingly taking 2 people who accidentally fell on top of the pillows in his truck down the highway, towards Alaska...

...NASA had a back-up plan; they sent a team of highly trained monkeys on the ship instead of John, who appeared to be arriving late. The monkeys did it! they averted the asteroid away form the dangerous location it was going to hit, NYC, but the monkeys pushed it too far, and a piece of tire that for some reason came from an area that was near route 23 hit the asteroid in such a way that the 5.23 diameter asteroid didn't hit the unstable volcano, which would be a dangerous combo that would end civilization, but instead floated and then fell down towards the head of a person, eating a burger...

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I wish that I actually won my last 4 spelling bee's...