@TheEditor (View Post)

 no attack at all

I drop a nuclear bomb above the next user, who isn't in a nuclear proof bunker.

However, the detonator malfunctioned, so the bomb failed to explode. I extract the uranium to use as fuel for my nuclear reactor.

I poison the next user with nuclear fission fragments from the reactor.

but when you poisoned a dude, i come and say: "HEYYY! DATS NOT ME!" *dun dun duuu*.

the guy you poisoned? he attacks you. he is now giant and has laser eyes and can spit acid.

The radiation turned out to be alpha radiation from a nearby piece of uranium, which is blocked by my skin, so I am not harmed.

The next user is dying from exposure to neutron radiation, which has converted their body into radioactive isotopes.

Antimatter eats up the radiation .

The next user is killed by the fact that he is stuck in school forever with mines under every piece of flooring in the school.

 I cloned myself. I was in the meanwhile scoring a bicycle kick in FIFA 13.

Adolf Hitler kills the next user in the Auschwitz-Birkenau Concentration camp.