@RAYZR (View Post)

 I quickly open up my other ACME deflector shield and the sword reebounds on @RAYZR and kills him.

The next user is sent into space attached to a space craft travelling at the speed of light and gets deformed, runs out of oxygen also martians zap him with a laser and cut him in half.

trololol, i muved out dah waii!!

Just kidding, I am rescued by the aliens from Ganymede and healed by being sent back to Earth at the speed of light, but negative (I can just imagine a thousand scientists twitching after reading that).

The next person has to deal with a thousand twitching scientists, who are also vampire werewolf pirate robots.

i die but i still live....in your hearts.

the next person will be attacked by a mutant ultra donkey.

I still have those mutations from the nuke earlier, so I tear the donkey to pieces.

I throw the next user onto a neutron star, where their body is flattened and pread around the entire surface of the star.

I AM A BLACK HOLE. OMNOMNOMNOM

The next person has to deal with a thousand twitching NAZI scientists, who are also vampire werewolf pirate ZOMBIE robots. WITH LASER EYES.

My attack was to throw a three kilogram piece of plutonium at a user, but I missed and it bounced back to me, so I caught it.

I throw the plutonium at the next user, only this time I don't miss, and it hits them in the head, killing them.

It's not killing me. Teh plutonium just hit my head with ease, then drop to floor with no serious effect.

The next user lost in the amazon forest.

Somehow i magically find a portal that brings me back home.

The next user is sucked into another dimension with twitching scientists ready to do an autopsy.

you cant autopsy a sink. (<---- makes no sense but whatever)

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