your wish is granted bite it and it is actually a lemon!
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I wish that i could never die!

@AceOfSpades- (View Post)
Wish granted: centuries ago, Chuck Norris gets pissed and kills everyone. You are never born, as you have never lived, you cannot die.

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I wish that corruption weren't so morbid.

Wish granted, instead it became EVE MORE morbid (not SO morbid).
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I wish wishes were so morbid that this thread exploded becuz of mobidism (Yay, I made a new word :P)

@Schicko (View Post)
The thread gets more morbid because mobidism means "to do with the mob (mafia)" TPT is taken over by the mafia and you lose your kneecaps.

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I wish that the cake wasn't a lie.

the cake says:
1 plus 1 is 3 =D

I wish that splarg

@gamax92 (View Post)
She swallows you. Again. Then swallows the cake.

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I wish for Catelite to update her comics more often.