The nuke explodes, but the blast is just barely held back by a very thick metal wall That was between me and the nuke. However, I am horribly mutated by the radioactivity released.

The next user was standing directly next to the nuke when it exploded.

I survived, because i'm a nuclear bomb that destroys everyone excepet me the next user is toast for breakfast.

i quickly find a nuclear shelter and i survive the attack. Now there only 3 people left.

I use @NUCLEAR_FOX and destroy the rest of the population. The next user was outside, and did not survive the attack. I rush towards him and Drop a 10 tonnes weight on him.

@TheEditor (View Post)

 IRC shows ban messages

you are not my mother

"Be quiet you two"

i wont listen to you.

i simply jump away.

I stab the next user with a sharp sword.

I run to the side,punch the wielder, steal his sword, and slay him with it.

The next user is about to get shot by a crossbow bolt.

Offtopic:

@TheEditor (View Post)

 Really, man? Will you please be mature and forget about it? No one wants to listen to you or anyone whine. You don't have to defend yourself, you know. If you want to be treated nicely, do everyone a favor and stop talking about this,because,really, no one cares but you. You've got much bigger problems than those 2 posts.

@Cacophony (View Post)

 I duck.

Next user is stuck on a highway/freeway/motorway/autobahn (whatever you call it; a big 3 lane wide road) at rush hour.

I am a pothole, which means that I am not harmed by the traffic, but I can damage tires on the vehicles passing over.

The next user is killed in a car accident, which I caused by destroying a tire.