The WPA2-PSK key was an ASCII charcode in Hex saying "The Powder Toy" so I use it and access the mainframe. There I see that the maximal capacity of the shield is already used and we'd need a THDR particle per tick to get it to run a larger shield. As I wouldn't take the risk, I close my laptop letting it rest. But one user must go. One willing to sacrifice themselves for the community. It unwillingly was TheWiseEyes as Cracker64 used the Imperius curse on him.
I open the last laptop as all the users gather around me. I see a forum post titled "Story" containing a flame war. I willingly post a comment on stopping said flame war. Stop that flame war!
But cctv comes along and rapes everything with singularity, causing the universe to turn into one massive black hole. This black hole then collapses in on itself, creating a tiny ball of super compressed mass. Years later, the said ball explodes and the universe is reborn. :)