@code1949 (View Post)

Granted, but just before people decide to, lolzy pwns you for encouraging spam.

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I wish for code1949's grenade, which cannot blow me up.

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
it blows up your mom

I wish that Powder Toy had happy tree friends that we coud torture with the elements

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
Wish granted, but unfortunately they go on strike and cracker64 eventually removes them.

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I wish people didn't need a microscope or a quote to read this.

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
They require the power of Chuck Norris to read it.

I wish that wishes do not exist.

@code1949 (View Post)

Wish granted... *code1949's wish disappears* ...wait, what am I granting? Nevermind...

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I wish anmol444 didn't used to use 8 < big > tags on whatever he said.

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
he instead uses 9 billion

i wish that gamax92 would say "MAKE A DAMN WISH" in big bold letters

@Demoman200 (View Post)
He does, in notepad.

I WISH NOOBS WOULD LEAVE TPT.

@pilojo (View Post)
they do, but then since being awesome is standard, everyone except the more awesome people are noobs.
Off-topic: how do you make big text?
I wish I knew how those bloody PTCT-NTCT chips worked.

@Demoman200 (View Post)
(Off Topic) Use HTML - Ask vanquish349

You do, and then you make creations which go on frontpage. However, the frontpage then gets flooded by a swarm of noobs who don't understand the creation so you get hundreds of votes down.

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I wish that jacksonmj was a mod.