Lol

@jarrodwhitty9090 (View Post)
Thankfully I have taken an anti-zombie serum which saves me, and I make a nice zombie stew.
I wish this thread reaches 1000 pages.

@Fast-Driver (View Post)
Granted. But I also get my wish from before EXACTLY the way I wanted (omnipotent) and deny you your wish after reversing time and undoing your wish.

I wish this wish was granted.

Your wish is granted, but then I eat it.

I wish this thread was locked RIGHT NAO for spam.

Granted but it gets unlocked because you don't find the spam again.
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I wish I could stay in this universe forever.

@desred3 (View Post)
6 milliards(billions?) years later you have been scaled to 1 atom by black hole and you are the only life on whole world

@desred3 (View Post)
Wish granted, but you "stay" in the universe as a loo forever.

I wish I had something better to do than contribute to this thread so frequently. Work maybe?

You get a job taste-testing prank candies, with flavors such as dirty sock and vomit.

I wish I stayed 17 forever, and never physically aged.

But you get a nasty injury and are stuck in bed for the rest of your 17 year old life.

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I wish people would stop posting on this thread and that it was locked and that this wish could not be corrupted by ANYTHING the universe has to throw at me.