@Candunc (View Post)
you collect it from a mob boss and he whacks you

I wish that there was a moderator named Boeing

@candunc
it gets taken in a mugging

I wish ************ and ****** pan ************** with a monkey
What is under the ****** signs? The world may never know. XD

@user25 (View Post)
The monkey falls into a woodchipper and you drown in its blood.

I wish that @Simon post here.

Wish granted, but you go blind and never get to see it.

I wish I had a lighter.

@TheTempest (View Post)
you burn the lighter listening to SOAD play Roulette live

I wish I was at that concert

I refuse to corrupt that wish.

I wish I was too :D

@TheTempest (View Post)
we go but the opening act is coldplay so we wait 30 minutes until the talent arrives

I wish that SOAD played powder toy

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
Turns out they have epilepsy...

I wish that everyone was perma-banned.

@code1949 (View Post)
even you

I wish that Ief015 turned into a Pegasus

@code1949 (View Post)

Granted. Now everyone, including cracker64, jacksonmmj and Simon are banned, meaning there's NO more updates for TPT.

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@roguegeneral--
Unfortunately, ief's pony decides to banhammer you to death for doing such a thing.

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I wish I went to Wet 'n' Wild more often.