indeed you don't have to go to taekwondo, but you you have just been called by army to go to afghanistan for cleaning the army base toilets

i wish i ate chuck norris

he punches humself out of your stomach.

i wish i WAS chuck norris.

you are overcome by awesomeness and die

I wish i knew how to get to alpha x's group new rome's IRC channel and where it was

you know it but then get banned so the information is useless.

I wish i was at a Metallica concert.

@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)
but they turn it down and Megadeth plays it instead

I wish that I was at a System Of A Down song

you can't be "at" a song so nothing happens.

I wish that roguegeneral would say disturbing things.

Granted, but his computer crashed before he could post them.
I wish I was at a System Of A Down Concert, in Beaumont, Texas.

@TheTempest (View Post)

Wish granted, however, a few seconds later some hippies raid the concert and keep playing and horribly singing 1960s classics.


I wish Sea World wasn't such a boring place.

Wish granted but you get killed because a whale landed on you.

I wish it was time to go to school

@randalserrano (View Post)
I shoot you for liking school

I wish that i had frozen kittens that i smashed with a baseball bat