Wish granted, they start talking about your non-exsistent sex life :P

I wish I had some smokes.

@TheTempest (View Post)
They give you super-AIDS because someone was [censored] them.

I wish that I am sleeping.

@code1949 Lol!

Granted, you now function in your sleep as you would when you are awake, and therefore are still exhausted when you awaken.

I wish I had the cure for cancer.

@TheTempest (View Post)

Wish granted, but only 3 cells of the anti-cancer bacteria appear.


I wish I had code1949's happy grenade.

Granted, but the pin is missing.

I wish you dropped the grenade on the concrete beneath you.

he does but it rolls away, and your standing next to him...

I wish for 10 vials of super aids

Granted, they all simultaneously shatter, cutting you open and infecting you.
I wish you wished for 10 vials of super aids.

granted, he wished you have super aids so you can produce vials at will but unfortunately you have 3 days left before you die

i wish jeghtrhhbzf

@hachouma (View Post)

Unfortunately the International English Society of Proper Language (IESPL) spotted your inconvenient word and because of this, landed a whopping ?1243.22 fine on you.


I wish I had a container of vitriol.

It falls on your head, killing you.

I wish I Didnt have to go to Taekwondo today

HAHAHAHAHAHA! My wish about a certain rodent that i may or may not be talking about was never corrupted!