You pick up the phone and i yell in your ear so loud, that you become deaf.

 

The next person is trapped in a room full with cactus, naked and has no way out.

 

I stand in a room full of CACTI. I do not move. They die. I break through the wall, made from paper.

The next user is fired point blank in the face with an artillery.

Made of paper...

 

The next person is going to be a skeleton in minecraft with no bow and cannot pick up anything. You will burn in the sun.

However, I happen to be standing under a tree, preventing any ignition from sunlight.

 

The next user is going to be an enderman in Minecraft, and they will fall off of the End into the void.

endermen are voidproof

The next user is going to be crushed by a falling anvil. Wait, not one. 500000 of them. 

 

also seems the only way to win this game is to not post

So I lose.

The next user is stabbed in the heart with a sharp sword.

@Spock (View Post)

 you did not avoid my anvil

post will be ignored until you avoid anvil

I did not notice, and that is selfish and rude, I answered the bottom line.

minecraft phsiscs make them fall down in the same place, so i simply move right.

 

the next player is in a super car traviling at 300mph smahing their face into the tarmak.!XD

@said88 (So I'm in a car but also smashing my head in the tarmak?)

 

I stop the car with the breaks.

 

The next user will eat some pretty berries, and start spasming uncontrollably with their skin starting to blister and rot.