The Powder Toy

stickman101

I have a riddle! here it goes: what it so hot, it's cool but it's so cool it's hot?

mniip

How much eggs can you eat with empty stomach?
Another:
What's 12 inches long, stiff and makes women scream in the middle of the night?

gajbooks

@mniip You can only eat about an atom of one egg on an empty stomach. No idea about the second.

mniip

@gajbooks (View Post)
actually it was 1 but u're right too

Jackeea

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CAC-Boomerang

mniip:

What's 12 inches long, stiff and makes women scream in the middle of the night?

Answer 1: ...

Answer 2: A knife

Jackeea

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mniip

wrong, a dead baby

shroom207

RIDDLE ME THIS:

I live off myself and when i am finished i will die. What am i?

Remoteman

@MasterMind555 (View Post)
NO SOUND!!!! If no-one can register the sound, it only makes vibrations. Also, HOW IS THAT A PARADOX?!!!

@gajbooks (View Post)
Actually, it would be one molecule.

@triclops200 (View Post)
Don't forget twins, triplets, quadruplets, so forth.

Mrs. Canary loves the colour yellow. In her new bungalow, all her furnishings are yellow. Her chairs are yellow. Her tables are yellow. What colour are her stairs?

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