The Powder Toy

AngrySpam

I beat the next user with a stick.

limelier

The stick is one of those candy sticks. I bite it, it rips in 2.

I stab you with the new sharp candy bits.

AngrySpam

@tudoreleuu (View Post)
You stab the empty space in my mouth, i feel no pain(because it is empty, and not actually part of me) then bite down and have a snack. Mmm, leftovers

limelier

I bitch slap you for not attacking.

R3APER

@tudoreleuu (View Post)
*slap slap* double beach slap

Citopow

I avoid your sandy double "beach" slap and you end up facepalming so hard you explode.

I attack the next user with coke and mentos.

AngrySpam

@tudoreleuu (View Post)
Sorry, I was busy eating leftovers
@Citopow (View Post)
But I open my mouth and the only thing that effected me was the fact that coke is fizzly and it hurt a wittle bit.

I strap the next user to a tree and put him on a conveyor belt with a big saw on the end. (Like in the cartoons.)

Citopow

I wriggle my way off and the tree gets chopped in half. A family of trees hunt you down.

I try to suffocate the next user with David Throrne's "The Internet is a Playground"

New-IdeasForYou

Who/what is him/it?

EqualsThree

I'm blind and deaf. Your torture is invalid.

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The next person is gonna be sent hurtling towards the sun.

Survive The Attack