it all started with a big bang?

But, a man named Simon had a dream, of a particle simulator with endless possibilities, and got to work on it the next day.

(I know it was not Simon who made TPT, it's just for the story's sake.)

then all of the computers in the world got a virus and started attacking

Then TPT man retired from heroism while AntB tested a plasma bomb on a city with TheTempest, Catelite and made2shred in it.

And ate cherries while doing so

Then TPT woman catches the bomb right in time and throws it back at AntB.