This is SPARTA!?!?
-
I horde them all for myself! (for all my future breakfasts) ((real heathy, right?))
The next user is me afer I eat all those doughnuts. aka REALLY fat..
-
As I eat some, I have a plan. I reverse-engineer the recipe (because these happen to be the best doughnuts in the world) and make diet doughnuts. I get slim through diet and exersise, and sell the company. IM FILTHY RICH NOW!!!
The next user is drowning in liquid cheese. The cheese is very viscous, and like quicksand you cannot swim out.
-
I simply stay very still, and float to the top of the cheese due to the fact that cheese is denser than water.
The next user is sent to the Siberian Gulags
-
looked it up, they are soviet labor camps
so, I work so hard that they think i'm super-human and promote me to the leader of the russian army, where I stage a takeover of the soviet government and turn it into a democracy. I then take a plane home.
By the way, this isn't "Survive the Attack". Just reminding people ...
-----------------------------------------------------
The next user is banned from tpt -
OH MAH GASH! I travel to wherever Simon lives. I knock on his door and ask him to restore my account. He tells me about a secret conspiracy that for some reason resulted in me being banned. We fight against a secret organization, to where we get to the master computer of all the internet. (Secret organization shizz, don't question it) Simon types in a few lines of code, unbanned. Victory.
The next user has had system 32 deleted on their computer.
-
I copy system 32 from my friends computer and put it on my computer only to realize it's not compatible. I then blast my way to bill gates house and holds a gun to his head and tells him to get me a system 32 file set that is compatible with my computer. He calls microsoft engineers and fixes my laptop for free.
The next user accidenty drops his laptop from top of burj khalifa. the laptop has all his life's work in it.
-
This post is hidden because the user is banned
-
Thank you. This isn't survive the attack and thank you all the comments and users under his for actually trying to do something complex to solve the problem. :)
On topic: Well since I have no computer I got bored and went to jump on my trampoline. When I got off (fell off) it dawned on me. I have a genorator in my garage, so I go hook up the broken pieces to it and wait. When I come back the little pieces are on fire so I go buy a new computer. After finding that simon has the ability to put a permeant curse on any computer, I go to India and find a witch doctor and he preforms several spells to release it of its curse.
The next user is hungry for a PB and J and is out of jelly and butter and peanuts. lol
-
That night however, aliens gave me blueprints which I used to build an interdimensional milkshake dispenser connected to the dimension of infinite chocolate milkshakes.
The next user has to drive 100km to their job, except that their car has no fuel or battery in it.
