Never mind. I just realized I know what VMware is, so I can guess what WINE is. The problem is, to quote jamesoleruster, "I have none of that green stuff you call money". If you know where a free version is, that would help!
Never mind, I figured something out. Just download it for Windows and then download either Darwine or WineBottler (Look up on the internet). It takes the program and runs it in an X11 window. A little slow, but it works excellent!