Eeloo is Dres, but Edited by SamDwich
There is a set of three comments with the whole thing because it will not fit here or in one comment(1019 characters). Also yes this is a parody of the whole Dres Doesn't Exist joke that started flame wars.
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Dadathegamer 25th Oct 2021
I have been tricked! I could just go to the mun to rescue my kerbals. -
Dadathegamer 25th Oct 2021You got the shape wrong. Eeloo(Dres(Mun)) is the shape of a car!
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SamDwich 24th Oct 2021
Eeloo. A boring dwarf planet in nowhere-that doesn't exist. Any image of Eeloo is a manipulated image of Dres, which is a manipulated picture of the Mun. It does not exist and is a figment of your imagination. Try asking yourself this: Have I ever been to Eeloo? Have I known anyone who has ever been to Eeloo? The answers are no and no. Because it is an edited Dres image. -
SamDwich 24th Oct 2021The only reason it's so far away from everything is that they thought it was a good excuse to not get anyone to try and go there because it doesn't exist. If you have been to Eeloo, or know anyone who has, you were having your mind manipulated while staring at an image of Dres, which is an edited picture of the Mun. You fell for it, didn't you? You fell for the Gas Giant 2 hoax too, didn't you? Only people found out about the hoax, and so they swapped it to Eeloo.
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SamDwich 24th Oct 2021It was a recolour of Jool, just like how Eeloo was a manipulated image of Dres, secretly produced by Eeloon Musk. Just remember this: Eeloo doesn't, and never will exist.