Ugh, God, This Communist Nonsense

  • George_Orwell
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    Like, Jesus, who would actually think Communism is a good idea? I didn't write about the thought police for nothing.

  • Karl_Marx
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    Hey, bourgeois, relying on the proletariate to provide your labor. You'll be sorry when we rise up!

  • George_Orwell
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    When you rise up? If you could rise up in the morning and actually get work done that would be great, but you lazy suckers can't even do that, can you?

  • Karl_Marx
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    We provide all of your labor! Who are you to deny equal rights and pay to all?

  • George_Orwell
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    Oh wow, you are the guys I have to thank for the wonderful quality of labor! Wow, because of you, my coffee machine is broken and my TV doesn't work. We can pay you equally when you actually work hard and do things equally, instead of paying the lazy guys to be lazy.

  • Karl_Marx
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    We made the coffee machines in the first place! You stumble drunk into your offices and act as if you own the humanity that makes your goods and services! You can never own our spirits!

  • George_Orwell
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    Yes we do, we sell the beer indeed, at market driven prices. What have you to say to that, drunkard?

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  • Karl_Marx
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    Market driven by the bourgeois who can afford it!

  • George_Orwell
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    Afford it? If no one can afford spirits, we drop the price. Learn some basic economics.

  • Karl_Marx
    17th Sep 2013 Member 2 Permalink

    So you lower the price on our souls, then? HOW DARE YOU? We are power incarnate. WE WILL UNITE!

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