wtf did you say about me?

First result on google.
http://www.apachefriends.org/f/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=30849
"Enabling openssl in xampp"
How hard can it be.

Also, a few results down, something a bit more relevant might have showed up.
http://www.apachefriends.org/f/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=28297

lolwut?