My poems

  • duartel
    2nd Nov 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Here you ask me to make poems
    I'm really good! Here's a sample:

    This is my shop
    Where you can request
    Poems, whatever you want
    Just... Be my guest!

    This is a sample
    Of my lazy work.
    I did this in less time
    Than you can say "Woah!"

    I have a brain
    That knows lots of rimes
    An exemple, watch:
    I hate stop signs

    Well i think its enough.
    Have fun asking.
    This is my lazy work.
    And I'ma plant a sapling!
  • roguegeneral--
    2nd Nov 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    make one about the endoplasmic reticulum
  • duartel
    2nd Nov 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    The endoplasmic reticulum
    I have no idea what is
    But I'ma do a poem
    About... this.

    I searched on wikipedia
    It says it's about cells
    It's needed to survive
    BUT WHAT THE H*LL

    It creates ribosomes?
    Dabluw tee ef is that?
    Proteins? Aiminoacids?
    But where the ef is the fat?

    Ok i'm kind of lost...
    What should i say?
    This poem ends now!
    Bye bye, hey!
  • MiXih
    2nd Nov 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    duartel:
    BUT WHAT THE H*LL

  • duartel
    2nd Nov 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    just ask for a poem :P
  • Rob215
    2nd Nov 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Powder Toy is cool
    It is great
    When it is free
    But why the ads are here?

    Powder Toy is great
    Lots of features!
    Has a ugly-duckling forum
    And some rotten users.

    Powder toy is superb
    but no it's crap
    because of no element easy coding
    so what the hell is TPT?

    TPT is the powder toy
    It is the future of the world
    The poem is great
    But powder toy is better!

    But has too many features
    too many users
    too many creations
    too many bugs

    But it's open-source
    so fixable bugs
    and no fees
    to play powder toy!

    This is never-ending poem
    bit like Powder Toy
    but Powder Toy
    has complicated CPUs

    Powder Toy is demanding
    of CPU and GPU!
    but it's not that fat.
    So it's great

    And small
    But the poem is never stoppable
    How about a train
    How about a another CPU

    How about Windows Programs,
    How about anything!
    So this poem is soon ending
    But not now

    So login and create
    Make and burst
    the Powder Toy servers
    Powder Toy rocks!

    So the poem is ending
    But I'm still here
    So ask me for a poem
    And even a song!
  • duartel
    2nd Nov 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    I'ma making a rap
    About the powder toy
    It's a particle sumulator
    It's so cool, boy!

    You can make stuff
    Like a super cool gun.
    Or awesome things
    Like a mini city, eh?

    Powder toy or tee pee tee
    Whatever you wanna call it
    Is a super cool program
    You can even draw sonic!

    It's creator, Simon
    Should be very proud!
    It has realistic pressure
    And temperature, wow!

    You can create a nuke shellter
    Or a nuke itself
    Or you can create both
    And see the cool-ness!

    This is all I relember
    But the things you can do
    Are lots and lots of stuff
    You can even make poo!

    And it is not over
    You can make more stuff
    Create your elements
    Powder toy is so fun!
  • roguegeneral--
    2nd Nov 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    make a poem about sex and oranges
  • duartel
    2nd Nov 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    roguegeneral--
    sory i dont make poems about grose stuff
  • Cr15py
    2nd Nov 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    duartel
    Sex isn't gross... unless you meant oranges. Also, your spelling is atrocious; the <textarea> tag has spell check, here's a hint USE IT.