The Bible of The Powder Toy

  • cooldaddy96
    10th Sep 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Greetings brother, welcome to the bible of powder toy. Join me as I take you on a msyticial journey to the land before the begining. This Bible will be updated regualry. If you wish to enlist in the Cult of Powder, send me a PM. The Cult of Powder follow the teachings of the Bible of The Powder Toy. Let us begin.

    Associates of The Cult Of Powder:
    -Me

    Chapter 1

    In the begining, there was darkness. The gods of the old had fought a big battle against the hordes of The Trolls. The tlead of The Trolls was a vicious user called Ballsup, who fed of the flesh of the newcomers to the land. Skylark led his divine team of moderators against the dark diety, and destroyed Ballsup. However, the cost was great. The lands of the old where destroyed. Perhaps the Gods abanoned us. Perhaps they saved us. We do not know their motives, for the Gods of the Old are mysterious, more so than the Gods of the new.

    And so, the great kingdom of the old ceased to exists, and the remminants of the Gods where scattared across the Internet, along with the charred bodies of most of the Users of The Old. Those that did survive, where transported along space and time, and where delivered to the feet of a mere mortal called Simon.

    Chapter 2

    Being mortal, Simon felt pity for the Users of the Old. He forged a new kingdom out of the remains of Skylark and Ballsup. Because of this, the life forces corrupted the Remaining Users of the old. we now today have Trolls And Moderators, though most walk a fine line between Good and Evil.

    But the Users of the Old where weary. Regardless, they where devoted to preserving The Powder Toy, and along with Simon, They formed the Order of the Moderators and the kingdom of the new. Sadly, the Users of the Old died out, but Simon breathed life into their bodies, and rencarnated them as Users of the New.
  • roguegeneral--
    10th Sep 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    I am one of those Users of the Old. I helped slay ballsup.
  • cooldaddy96
    10th Sep 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @roguegeneral-- (View Post)
    We all did our part, we al did.
  • jenn4
    10th Sep 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Me too?
  • cooldaddy96
    10th Sep 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @jenn4 (View Post)
    The Users of the New where formed from the User of the Old, and they carried Skylark's blood and flesh..
  • roguegeneral--
    10th Sep 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @cooldaddy96 (View Post)
    What about our president Lollardry? we lost him after the great war.
  • cooldaddy96
    10th Sep 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @roguegeneral-- (View Post)
    Many a great heroes stood and fell. Let us never forget.
  • MasterMind555
    10th Sep 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @cooldaddy96 (View Post)
    Chapter 3
    All were perfect, but then goblins started invading the land by beeing disgused as Users of the New, slowly outnumbering the Users of the Old
  • Jackeea
    10th Sep 2011 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
  • jma1111
    10th Sep 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @roguegeneral-- (View Post)
    Ha slay ballsup, I remember him,
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