Failure refers to the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective, and may be viewed as the opposite of success. Product failure ranges from failure to sell the product to fracture of the product, in the worst cases leading to personal injury, the province of forensic engineering.
Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940[1]) is an American martial artist and actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. As a result of his "tough guy" image, an Internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible or even impossible feats to Norris.
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Rickrolling is an Internet meme[1][2] typically involving the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up". The meme is a bait and switch: a person provides a hyperlink that they claim is relevant to the topic at hand, but the link actually takes the user to the Astley video. The link can be masked or obfuscated in some manner so that the user cannot determine the true destination of the link without clicking. When a person clicks on the link and is led to the web page, he or she is said to have been "rickrolled". Rickrolling has extended beyond web links to playing the video or song disruptively in other situations, including public places;[2] this culminated when Astley and the song made a surprise appearance in the 2008 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade,[1] a televised event with tens of millions of viewers.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card. Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. Chuck Norris makes onions cry!