@Factorial -.- sometimes i want to kill you...

A toy volcano.

Next user is in Minecraft and "was exploded by a creeper" in survival mode without armor.

I become less bad to myself and don't kill myself :D.

Next user is put inside a Large Hadron Collider during a extremely high energy collision, capable of ionizing the next normal naked immortal or imortal user.

I live dorky and find dorky friends.

The next user has a real knife in their throat.

Good thing that such pills do not exist, as they are completely impossible. As a result nothing happens, as there is no pill to eat.

The next user has gotten too close to a black hole and has been ripped apart by tidal forces as a result.

I have a secret base there.

The next user is cut in half.