I put out the flames before they reach me.

The next user insults a moderator.

Good thing it was a server glitch and was fixed quickly. Since it was a glitch, I was not banned.

The next user has been exposed to a lethal amount of phosgene.

The phosgene was not at ambient heat, it was a at -100°C , and I was wearing special clothes to survive the cold.

The next user is made of antimater in a matter universe, no protection clothes. (not in TPT)

Message to @IAteYoChocolate: It isn't considerated a matter universe if there are more anti-matter particles. -1

I am 101 anti-matter particles in a 100 matter universe. I survive.

The next user is getting yelled at 1000 decibells.

Fortunately i had headphones that blocked 99% of the noise, so i just hear at 10 decibells (sorry if the value is wrong, at the moment im too lazy to calculate :P).

The next user heard the person yelling to me lol.

http://www.record-producer.com/1000-db-how-loud-is-that#.VOzZyNq9KK1

The immense amount of energy released is more than that contained in the entire observable universe. Since no amount of shielding can stop that, I simply teleported myself to a different universe just before the blast reached me.

The next user is trapped in the dying universe as the insanely powerful explosion vaporizes your body.

I am a sentient glass being.

The next user is a regular human without any sort of protection, and is subject to 1000000000000L of sodium hydroxide poured onto them