@Kaio (View Post)

I suddently realize it's a terrible idea, panic and throw the computer out of the window.

The next user gets hit by the computer I threw.

i apparently had a watch thingy with a shield projection feature.

but the computer bounces off the shield at light speed.

next guy gets hit by de light speed pc

The PC desintegrates due to traveling at lightspeed through the atmosphere, making incredibly small chunks of shrapnel to go flying at MACH-6.

The next user gets impaled by the chunks.

The chunks completely vaporized before they got anywhere near me.

The next user is trapped inside the Sun's core, where you are turned into nuclear fusion fuel by the heat and pressures found there.

@Michael238 (View Post)

I am made of iron, which cannot fuse into anything. I just wait it out and soon, the star gets supernova'd and I form a new planet.

The next user is a hydrogen particle in the core of the Sun.

Through quantum tunneling, I randomly fuse with another fellow hydrogen particle, and my essence is converted into energy. As photons, I take millions of years to reach the surface of the sun to be transmitted out in space. I span the immense distance to earth and am absorbed by a plant and converted into chemcial energy, where I am then eaten and incorporated in the vast food chain of the planet. I become part of everything living, and live on forever.

The next user is faced with SCP-500-J http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-500-j

i kill it by turning it into quarkgluonplasma and then the plasma gets seperated into protons, electrons, neutrons.

next guy is put in an anti teleport, anti spacetimebending, anti exit bunker filled with ultra unstable antimatter that will eat everything

Fortunately, the antimatter came in the form of antineutrinos, which do not react much at all with anything. In addition, part of the bunker's wall was weak enough that I made an exit through it.

The next user is a positron which is about to collide with an electron, which will result in annihilation.

I undergo quantum tunneling, passing through the electron.

The next user ages naturally and soon will die of old age.

i am a non-senescent being.

next guy iz de pozitron in de lhc tht will g3t k0llided w!th a elektron in anti-kvantumtunneling chamber