Thanks for spraying my hair with a water gun!

The next user is standing on the top of Mount Everest, and the mountain suddenly disappears. You fall to your death.

I have said I don't fallow the rules of physics. I just float down to the ground and land gently.

Teh next usur iz a grammer nezi.

Fortunately, I wrote a computer program to automatically correct everyone's grammar.

The next user is free falling into Neptune's atmosphere. If you don't freeze to death or get ripped apart by the supersonic winds, you will die due to the lack of oxygen.

I am Chuck Norris. Uranus is so frightend that it simply accelerates its orbit so fast it moves out of my way before I even enter the atmosphere. I then meet some friendly aliens that take me back to Earth.

The next user is a gas cloud that is being eaten by the super-massive black hole in the middle of the Milky Way.

A random guy appears in an outfit which protects him from negative gravity uses a space vaccum and sucks me up (lol lamest survival ever)

The next player dies of heart cancer, with no cure.

I get a heart transplant.

The next user wakes up in a dark alley, with a gaping hole in their chest where their heart used to be.

I take Feynman's heart

The next user was Feynman

Wow, I am!

You were the person giving me a heart transplant, in a dark alley where your surgical center was unfortunately built. It was a daring and extremely risky operation - you had to cut open my chest, remove your heart, surgically attach it where mine was before, and do the same with my heart, in your chest. Most people would never have done such an operation, especially when they would be recieving a cancerous heart, but, having a deadly brain tumor, you already had little of your life left to lose.

The operation was nearly a success, but, weak from blood loss, you were unable to close the gaping hole in your chest. Stumbling for the door, you barely made it outside before collapsing out of sheer exhaustion. Hopefully the paramedics will arrive before you leave.

The next user is beheaded, and hydrochloric acid is poured down their throat and into their mouth, completely destroying the inside of their head and body.

I am a blob of superfluid helium on the surface of Pluto. Due to my very cold temperatures, your hydrochloric acid instantly froze solid. In addition, I start flowing up the side of your body, freezing everything I come in contact with.

The next user fell into a lake of superfluid helium, resulting in almost instant frostbite and hypothermia, as the helium rapidly removes all the heat from your body.

However, the lake was a portable lake floating above the moon, so the superfluid helium just drips out of the lake onto the moon.

The next user is standing below the drips of liquid helium, freezing your skull.