Fortunately, the Ebola arrived as one single virus, which was already dead due to exposure to solar radiation, and therefore could no longer cause any infections.

 

I wish that all Ebola viruses permanently disappeared instantly sometime within the next hour, and would not be replaced by any other disease.

Granted, but since the ex-infected won't be exposed to other diseases, their immune systems couldn't be able to evolve, so they would be prone to allergies, that in some cases become fatal.

I wish I could go back in time and kill Hilter.

Granted, you killed him > they hate you > they kill you. Happy? :P

 

I wish that @HitlerSucks loves Hitler.

Granted, but a paradox is made, creating a huge black hole that engulfs the entire universe.

 

I wish I could shake hands with comrade Stalin.

You shake hands but because you were sweating under the awe of our glorious leader his bodyguards thought you were nervous because of a terrorist plot. To the gulag with you!

I wish Mass Effect had a better UI for PC ;_;

Granted, but the developers descide to make the patch payed DLC that costs 100 $.

 

I wish I was a lil' bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her.

10 points to the one that gets the reference.

Granted, but you don't get a rabbit in a hat with a bat or a '64 Impala.
(I cheated and used google to find the reference)

I wish the next person listened to (so no turning down volume, you must be able to hear it) all of this video:

Granted. That video sucked.

 

I wish I hadn't wasted my time on that video.

Granted, but you wasted your time reading this.

 

I wish I had total access to the american CIA. Get rekt Obama.

You do, but then you become like Edward snowden... In Soviet Russia, Obama reks you!

I wish the CIA wouldn't keep info away from smarter Americans.