World of Tanks is now your reality. As well as that it's blitz version. You appear into the world lying down right before a huge tank, which then rolls over you.
I wish Mozilla Firefox didn't inject user-scripts into iframes used for text editors like this WYSIWYG one.
Granted. It flies into you at half the speed of light, resulting in a massive explosion that rivals the Tsar Bomba.
I wish for a shortwave UV light for use on fluorescent minerals.