Seeing as I am a star, I just merge with the other neutron star. Star merging doesn't create a massive explosion, contrary to popular belief. Unless they're both magnetars.

 

The next user is a magnetar, which is about to collide with another magnetar. The extreme magnetic forces begin to rip the two of you apart.

The only Sally I know is allergic to waffles. I be safe.

 

The next user is Jebediah Kerman, and I messed up building the rocket. 

The rocket has an escape pod...so part of me escapes "alive."

 

The next user is tripping on 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 blocks of wood.

I made the rocket, and am the one controlling it. I click RESTART MISSION.

 

The next user is dropped into the atmosphere from 100km above sea level. You have no ship, EVA suit, teleportation/time travel device, or anything you conveniently have. You are just normal you, a human being.

...while trapped with something that is strong, hard, big enough and airtight (like escape pods) and dropped into a city..... big fail for the person that dropped me


the next user was slammed by my "escape pod", unnoticed.

Still standing? No problem! Not crushed? No problem!

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The next user is inside an active volcano about to erupt, and they don't have any jet packs or teleporters. You can't fly.

I'm apperantly the lava inside the volcano. The volcano erupts and I escape.

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The next user is going to be turned into a meal being eaten for dinner.