Granted, but they can't be killed for chicken meat nor can they grow.

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I wish Mars was my final resting place.

Granted. However, the Sun enters its red giant phase five billion years from now, causing the surface of Mars to liquify into lava, resulting in your remains getting vaporized and blown into interstellar space.

 

I wish that thorium was more common.

Thorium does become more common. Too common. Soon most of the earth's population is dead from cancer caused from radiation poisoning from the Thorium.

(Correct me if i'm wrong, I'll change it)
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I wish I had a fleet of warships ready to invade the world.

Granted. The ships are quickly located and traced back to you, and you are held on trial for knowingly violating several international treaties. The fleet is confiscated and distributed, and you are sentenced to a lengthy prison time.

 

I wish my command signs didn't overwrite parts of _G.

Granted. They overwrite the stamps folder instead.

I wish I knew what file I need to change in order to get it to compile a new element I'd written.

You become unbanned, but you never summon the bravery to go back to #powder because you know he probably saw your post above and don't want to beat up.

I wish that every hungry person in the world eats and never becomes hungry again.

They eat food that has been contaminated with potassium cyanide, which kills them, meaning that they can never go hungry again.

 

I wish that ionizing radiation was not harmful to life.

Ionizing Radiation is now not harmful to life anymore, however it requires an extra "cell wall" layer for your cells and when you move it will break the cell walls, making you exposed to the radiation.

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I wish my TPT space fleet was real, operational, 5 stars, top quality, and friendly-fire resistant.