Granted. You spend them.

 

 

 

 

i wish i was bob the builder.

For some reason, they made the computer almost entirely out of alkali metals. As a result, it catches fire and explodes a few days later due to exposure to high levels of humidity.

 

I wish for a gram of solid neutrons.

granted, it made everything the air just blow up. (the neutron feeds the air to a fume of radioactive gas)

i wish i have a broken phone...for scrap metal.

Granted. You lose it.

 

 

 

 

I wish that everybody could talk russian.

Granted. Everyone can talk russian, but everyone hates russian and does not speak it.

 

I wish for a dictionary.

Granted. You lose it.

 

@ISproductions (View Post)

 (See the fault?)

 

I wish that everybody could talk English.

 

granted. English becomes world wide but it changes over time so much that it is completely different.

 

 

 

@iamdumb (View Post)

 um well i wonder why people are getting so racist to russians these days....

 

i wish for world peace.

Granted. You step into a time machine to go into the future to see when world peace would finally happen, except it turns out that you arrive five billion years into the future as the Earth is being melted by the red giant Sun and all life is extinct. Since there is no life on the planet, world peace is finally possible.

 

I wish for a container that can contain molten tungsten without melting itself.

granted. your house catches fire.

 

 

 

i wish for earh to be destroyed quicker.