You become so happy you are insane.

 

I wish I was more active here.

Now you are more active but in the future, you will go to the university and after that you will start THE REAL WORK. (are you really in the university ? I'm just guessing)

 

I wish that @Schneumer was more active even though he is stressed out with all of his work :)

@Protcom (View Post)

 what you just said

 

I wish that I was invincible

@Darthan (View Post)
Granted– you cannot die. You still age though, and end up the size of a scarab beetle with no memory or brain function.

I wish that potatoes were our overlords.

mmm... potatoes... (I ate them)

 

I wish I could take over peoples minds

Granted, but you have too many minds to control, and your own goes insane.

I wish to be the manager of FC Barcelona

@Protcom (View Post)

 What university?

 

Whatever the FC Barcelona is, your wish is granted. However you "ruled" poorly and unrighteously and, as a consequence, you were assassinated.

 

I wish I get more gems in BF.

Granted. But the ocean flash-vaporises from your awesomness, and you get beached and suffocate in the middle of the new deserts.

 

I wish I was the ruler of a highly populated Earth-like planet in the Andromeda galaxy.

The people rebel and kill you.

I wish to be ruler of earth, with no one to oppose me.