@iamdumb (View Post)

 the company that made it changed it, making it 10,000 times as hard

I wish I could edit the fabric of reality

Certainly, the fabric of reality collapses and ya die

I wish the source code of tpt was easier to understand.

@iamdumb (View Post)

 granted. But then simon changes his mind, and then makes it harder than before.

I wish everyone would join my group, spectral brotherhood.

Everyone joins the group, but leaves afterwards.

I wish for cake.

@xetalim (View Post)

 the cake is a lie

I wish cannibis was legal in the UK (not that I would take it)

@Kikkin (View Post)

first off, you broke rules 2 and 9, second you swore, which is against the rules, and third, cannabis is harmless!

I wish that I was dumb

Don't wish for something you already have. Btw, you broke a rule too. You never replied to Kikkins wish :P also, I believe a lot was explained in that sentence of yours.

I wish for a ship.

@KydonShadow (View Post)

 The ship was the Costa Concordia, as it was last month.

I wish we had 3D TPT

You get 3D tpt. Everyone starts complaining about it being an "unrealistic physics simulator" and get mad at the one who wished for 3D tpt. Good luck with the flame.

I wish for 1D tpt.