It is so fast, it processes faster than the fabric of reality. Your connection is now less laggy than reality. This results in a horrible warping of the space-time continuum. You are warped beyond reality and stripped into abstract matter.

 

I wish I could even PowderToy

@RAYZR (View Post)

Granted, The computer crashes because of the computer virus deleting you permamently.

 

 

 

I wish I have a CRAY and ARAY printer in reality.

CRAY and ARAY do not exist, so elements are created out of thin air. You are teleported to the Universal Council and sentenced to have your timeline erased for creating matter.

 

I wish my house had solar panels.

The solar panels explode and you die.

 

I wish I had a great summer.

@Plutonium84 (View Post)

Granted, But you don't know what to do so you bored to death.

 

 

I wish I have a spaceship that doesn't destroy and there is a manual to know how to drive the spaceship.

You get the ship, but the manual has a typo. You accidentally drive into a black hole never to be seen again.

 

I wish for a 7up.

@RCAProduction (View Post)

Granted, The can has a lot of pressure inside. When you open it, It will explode..

 

 

I wish my internet is unlimited and very very very very fast.

...very fast only for [REDACTED] usage.

 

 

 

I wish I could break the law w/o getting punishment.

@Aloysius1234 (View Post)

Granted, But you don't know how to break the law so you bored.

 

 

I wish the planet Earth has two moons.

@Cocoa_Bits (View Post)
Granted, both moons take the same orbital path in opposite directions colliding resulting in many large rocks and debris falling on your house.

I wish the sun had 2 earths.