However, just seconds after he made his last downvote, which brought the number to 666,666,666,666,666,666 downvotes, the server crashed, wiping out all of the downvotes, and @explosivepowder's account in the process.

 

The next user is trapped between two colliding neutron stars. You cannot teleport out due to the extreme gravity, and the energy from the collision is more than enough to fuse your atoms together, even if you are made of elements that normally cannot fuse together.

I may not be larger, but I contain much more mass than the two neutron stars combined. I engulf them.

 

I am about to engulf the next user's homeworld.

Luckily I no longer live on my homeworld.

 

The next user is skidiving out of an airplane and their parachute fails.

Luckily the airplane never took off

 

The next user is a normal person falling at terminal velocity, with no parachute, straight into the ground, which is rock. The starting height, 1 klick in the air. No planes/rescue vehicles are close enough to help you. You are alone. You have no powers.

Fortunately, I was skydiving on Titan, which has such a low gravity and dense atmosphere that I survive hitting the surface.

 

The next user is a normal human who is falling into the sulfuric acid clouds of Venus. You have no powers, no one is going to rescue you, and if you survive the acidic clouds, you will vaporize and suffocate in the extremely hot and poisonous lower atmosphere.

This is the future, so that user can safely escape in his pocket teleporter.

 

 

The next user is a Survey Corps troop in the clutches of a Titan about to eat him that's actually alive from the Shingeki no Kyojin series. Remember, an ordinary human who has no powers, is not in a dream, and has only his empty sheath and tank. Also, no one else is coming.

My clone kills it, (you didn't say nobody could already be there) leaving me to brutally murder him (NO ONE MUST KNOW) and other titans.

 

The next user is trapped in a brass bull while it is being heated. (old Roman torture and execution method)

However, it turns out that the bronze was severely corroded on the inside, so I simply smash my way out of the bull. (It was actually invented and used by the ancient Greeks, with possible usage by the Romans.)

 

The next user is trapped inside a block of diamond that has been set on fire. The diamond will not save you from being burnt, since diamond is flammable.

there is no oxidizer present outside the diamond block, so there is no fire.

the next user is buried, on the moon.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 Thanks, will remain historically correct.

 

On topic: ... With a space suit. I use an emergency beacon and use a remote interface function in the beacon to activate a nearby rover and program it to dig me out. I return to Earth and punch the douche who buried me in the face.

 

The next user is said douche.