Granted, except that not every dimension is a good type favoring humanity. You can tell what happens next.

I wish for a riot without me involved.

The riot is against the government which is overthrown as the country falls into anarchy (what is with me and anarchy? Lol) You are surrounded by burning buildings and your house is overrun by crazy people who have taken the opportunity to smash stuff and your lifestyle starts to suck. No enforcement or military actuon was carried out because everyone else was responsible for the upbringing.

 

I wish I was phat.

You are now composed of a chemical compound made of phosphorus, hydrogen, and astatine, which vaporizes itself with its extreme radioactivity. Therefore, your chemical formula is now PHAt.

 

I wish for an earth-sized planet made entirely of diamond.

Done. Now the market is saturated and diamond is quite literally cheaper than dirt.

 

I wish for the ability to summon bacon.

Bacon appears but its expired.

 

I wish for a time mechine.

The time machine itself is a concept that is bound to cause paradoxes, therefore, with my advice, the government confiscates your time machine.

I wish the time machine will never be invented.

granted, but time traveling was the side effect of a warp machine government made. (warp machines, when activated make things move faster that light)

i wish to teleport a cat.

@h4zardz1 (View Post)

 the cat will teleport to where ever you want but it will find its way back home with more family members asking you for food

 

i wish i have naruto's power to do my revenge to my science teacher

Granted. You get arrested when the principal saw you(or if you're a student, you get expulsed). Also, during your imprisonment or expulsion, your powers drain out overtime.

 

I wish for a painting of a meta-transmogrifier placed on the wall of an art critic's home.

@Michael238 (View Post)
it was there.... except it was too far. but, it is 3 times bigger than earth. (not corruption, but the reality)
@Protcom (View Post)
i can teleport the cat for it's food
@MirrorrorriM (View Post)
granted when the artist is dead.

i wish for a glass on a tree.