Granted. You become the overlord of the universe - after every star, planet, black hole, etc. has evaporated into subatomic particles, meaning that you rule a cold, dark, and lifeless void.

I wish for a 5x5x5 meter neodymium magnet.

Wish granted, but I put it in space.

I wish for a non-radioactive atom right under a powerful microscope right by me in a bunker with no black holes.

Wish granted but, you fly into space with out a space suit.

I wish for supreme commander forged allaince.

alliances dont exist to humans, they only kill each other.

i wish for a dragon

You get a mini plasticy dragon figurine

I wish for a metric ton of time!

Well, time cannot be measured in weight soooo, theres a paradox.

I wish summer would be now

Granted. It's now summer in the opposite hemisphere of the Earth from where you live.

I wish for some magnetically contained positrons.

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 You receive your positrons in a special container that was much too big for you to consume... you choke and die o.O

I wish for enough money to fire missiles at jupiter to prevent the invasion of amputated lead unicorns.

You get enough money for the missiles, you just don't have the fuel to power them.

I wish for Diesel!