Steal the popcorn
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i just wait for a earthquake happen near antartica, which weaks the diamond-tungsten save by fatigue (dont you see before? it is a very small crack that is cant be seen, but can be dangerous) then wear the very-well insulator clothings, go to antartica, use sonars to check the ground, then using the sattelite weapon for second impacting the ground, breaking the walls as i am already far and then picking the popcorn inside the broken save.
i put the popcorn inside a gold box.
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Gold? Ha! I take a small saw to the gold box, and open it quite easily. I then melt down the gold box, collect profit, and then use structurally sound Graphene and Carbon Nanotubes (A hammock of graphene could hold a 4kg cat, but weigh less than one of the cat's whiskers.) to construct a vessel, which then I use a in-orbit railgun to shoot the popcorn and the vessel it is in to infinite space.
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im just use the next user's turn. you GOT it. thx.
anyway.
im near the vessel's way, and using a nuke to smash the engine, exploding the engine and launching the vessel to mars. the impact cracked the inside and despite it is structurally sound, it is very much weakened and then a another spaceship crashed, weakening the structure again. i then hit it with a strong explosive pickaxe, to break the very weakened box by exploding the pickaxe. i then pick the lying popcorn inside the broken box, then come back to earth.
i put the popcorn inside a huge gold box. (profit)
Edited once by h4zardz1. Last: 27th Feb 2014 -
Easy. I pour a small amount of a mixture of hydrochloric and nitric acid onto the top of the gold box. The acid slowly dissolves a hole into the inside of the box. I reach in and remove the popcorn before the acid can reach it.
I put the popcorn inside a large block of highly enriched uranium and weapons-grade plutonium. Any attempts to drill/cut through, blow up, or chemically remove the material will cause it to undergo a nuclear explosion.
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Or will it? (Why don't people get, that the only way to cause such an explosion is either a gun-type bomb or an implosion type bomb. Simple chemical bonding, or cutting, doesn't cause an explosion.)
To remedy this problem, I simply deconstruct the block at the atomic level, disintegrating it until it is dust. I retrieve the popcorn.
Fire. I think I'll stick it on the other side of a fire trap completley surronding the popcorn.
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Trap removed.
Popcorn taken.
I banish the popcorn from all existence anyone and/or thing can reach with any measures, ever, infinitely and indefinitely.
Technically, i didnt destroy it ^^
Edited 2 times by Zanec. Last: 28th Feb 2014 -
That block was supposed to be right at critical mass, with the idea being that any interference would cause a criticality.
I managed to go back in time to the time just before you banished the popcorn, and I stole it from you, killing you in the process. Finally, I separated each atom of popcorn, and placed them evenly with a light year between each of them.
