Steal the popcorn
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I fly up in an advanced space vehicle, and retrieve the popcorn using the warp system on the ship. I then proceed to turn the popcorn into a vapor, and chuck it into a wormhole, destroy both ends, and the popcorn is now stuck in a quantum loop, unable to be retreived.
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rule broken: DO NOT DESTROY THE POPCORN. try again.
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I was in that wormhole and you just served the popcorn on a silver platter. I activated my popcorn-condenser to change that vapor into popcorn, fired my ship's singularity torpedoes to open another exit, exitted there, warped to a deserted planet where my bunker is, put that popcorn into a salt tank of my bunker, then mix it for a day using my ships tractor beam, finally activating the "disguise projectors" of the very secure bunker so it will bee seen as an old tree from space. I also covered most of it with aluminum folio so it covers infrared disguise too. Then I freeze myself in a capsule so even I will not be detected as a life signal. Bunker generates an anti-terror field around it (even the underground parts) that stops even nuclear explosions, EMPs, whatever that is wave-like. For charged particles, it has a deflector shield.
Note: there is a maze in the entrance of the bunker. Also there is a minotaur guarding it. Bunker is made of adamantium and its sole purpose is to secure the popcorn salt tank. Even if its hull is breached, it activates "evac-00 order" and my ship's(which is in the bunker too) impulse engine to get to space, activates tractor beam to carry the salt tank and beam it into ship then activates warp engines setting sail to the earth. If ship reaches earth, heats me to life so I wake up. If something happens on the way to earth, sends help signals to every direction saying "popcorn stolen!", finally waking me up by heating.
Bunker lets only me inside, analyzing DNA. So others cannot just walk freely in it. 2D laser security toasts. Unless it is overriden by sending a computer virus signal to receiver of the bunker. Virus infection activates analogue application. Analogue is immune to digital viruses. It computes 5 commands per second. It activates "evac-00 order" but that takes 16500 command cycles so it takes nearly an hour to accomplish the evacuation procedure.
Deep note: the air in the bunker is ok for lizards, humans, halflings, vulcans, klingons, elves, dwarfs, dragons and minotaurs but not good for borgs, crystalline-based life organisms, goblins and nanobots. (its also very humid). I am a level-23 dark elf tech specialist.
Very end note: I have a personal shield generator always active(stops ordinary bullets and blaster shots for 123 times until ran out of energy), body suit armor(1 cm thick spider-silk-kevlar), a parasite in me that gives me very fast regenerative abilities and makes me thinking %20 faster in expense of reducing my lifespan by %50, thats why I freeze myself :P . The sleeping capsule downloads news day by day and builds a report when I wake up such as "0) Earth was captured by gamilus, 1)Klingons made alliance with romulans, 2) Popcorn was stolen again, ....".
Edited 11 times by tugrul_512bit. Last: 5th Feb 2014 -
you said inside the planet... and im outside the planet which then i throw a EMP grenade that doesn't effect at all that was inside. then i throw a wormhole-generator-device, which then goes crazy due to the EMP grenade, then the planet thrown into 24 hours in future, i swim into the popcorn, wait until next day THEN i grab the salt box, then warped out back again with the haywired wormhole-generator device. the device itself are still inside the bunker, then the salt box are broken while the planet slowly shook from their orbit.
then i put the popcorn into a spaceship. (eazy)
EDIT: you can change a little details.... without getting ignored. more details, more the popcorn are more save.
Edited 2 times by h4zardz1. Last: 5th Feb 2014 -
When the planet arrives 24 hours later(while you are close to position of popcorn), bunker detects your DNA and activates the evacuation procedure immediately and when you gone with that haywired wormhole with the popcorn, computer sends signals saying "popcorn is stolen!".
Then I wake up in earth, seeing news about "theft of popcorn", immediately open wormhole tracer device and track your generator device fingerprints to your ship.
Then I set my ship into a crashcourse to your ships. When two ships collide, I beam a boarding party to capture the popcorn. They succeed, they were trained for years just for this. Then I beam the popcorn to my escape shuttle, I put popcorn into my hypnotizer box which emits hypnotizing waves outwards(size is just about cellphone) ). Hypnotizes masses of people to protect the popcorn-propecting-mass-hynotizing-box in just a millisecond. Device effects all those people who use their senses(including sixth) for the box. Even its radar signature is hypnotizing when you look at it.
Edited 2 times by tugrul_512bit. Last: 5th Feb 2014 -
nice. you just forgot to read past posts.
"the planet slowly shook out from their orbit" yes, of course. that will distrupt something. like, the heat of the planet.
i go to another place as asteroids come into your hyptonizer box,pushing it (wasn't that is very common thing?). even it doesn't break the hyptonizer box, someone are forgot to use any kind of senses that they cannot control it, killing everyone around the hyptonizer box because of the asteroids,. then a very fast asteroid comes in, destroying it. the popcorn is thrown, then i pick it. as the rubble of your hyptonizer box pushed, the desert planet you mentioned collided with the asteroid, hyptoinzing everyone inside the bunker. BUT the planet and the hyptonizer box warped into the core of the star the planet was orbiting, frying it immediatly. i just put the popcorn into the core of a asteroid there. heh.
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I use a gigantic mass spectrometer to separate earth particles from popcorn particles. In this event, earth(naturally, the elements) particles are thrown to the moon while popcorn particles(the indescribable, incompatible) are accumulated at my pocket.
Edited once by tugrul_512bit. Last: 5th Feb 2014
