Granted. It literally is a bomb that throws out forks; one impales you.

I wish for fajitas!

They are so spicy they make your head explode.

I wish for some DiHydrogen Monoxide

granted. in a hurricane.

i wish i had a pepper

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 Granted. Over 9000 scoville chilli.

I wish for no school today :D

granted. by destroying your school. you are jailed now.

i wish i had a sand in a crate.

The crate has holes in it.

I wish for a supersymmetrical net with a moble deployation device! Also: It must work, I have many nets, I have enough energy to power the device, it isn't broken, and it won't explode.

granted. you want to take a WHOOPING HUEG magnet to your net, and it granted too. it fries some of the electronics. its not fatal in the first time, but in third time (long/certain time) its very fatal. it collides with a planet, then implodes (implosion= -explosion, thus a explosion that pulls nearby things), throwing you and you are stuck.

i wish i had a little block of coal.

I give you 9 pieces of coal instead (minecraft logic.)

I wish to go home.

granted. after your home is destroyed.

i wish my keyboard are fixed.

It are fixed, but it has an unbelievably poorly designed autocorrect feature that nfdhsf dsnaj snjivn jfnif njfiosanf jdsainf nijsf nisoaflfma .

I wish that I and anyone that saw this post hadn't just lost the Game.