the spagheti and you are sucked in the wormhole

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i want to visit USA

You visit the USA on a plane that was heading toward the twin towers on 9/11.

 

I wish for nothing.

You disappear along with the know universe, just leaving a vacuum (nothing).

 

I wish for some info on declaring global functions in Lua.

Your wish is granted, but the person telling it to you explained in a lanuage you don't understand and also you become a vegetable and cannot use the information given to you.

 

 

I wish to die now and for my death to be peaceful, happy, quick and painless leading me to go to an equally peaceful, pleasant and awesome afterlife where nothing bad can ever happen to me or anyone/anything else aside from the person who is about to corrupt this wish.

Granted. You die by getting instantly vaporized in a nuclear explosion. In the afterlife, you get to do some of the things that you did in life. The same things, over and over, for eternity, eventually leading to true infinite boredom.

 

I wish for a functional hand-held liquid helium generator.

you accidentally pour the liquid helium onto your hand and get a freeze burn

I wish my phone had a192-core Tegra K1chip

wish granted but your phone could not handle a wish made chip , it exploded.

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i wish for the whole universe with me to be obliterated.

michael238 prevention: an space-time tear comes in, pushing you to a place, very, very, very, very, very, very,very far, far away even for nearest universe with 9E+999999 ly distance for nearest universe. now what you do?

 

 

 

i wish for raining durians (LOL)

wish granted but since there is a space-time tear in your universe the raining durians get eliminated.

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i wish for the next user to be exterminated.(no offense)

I survive using the ideas from the "survive the attack" thread.

 

I wish there was no such thing as homework.