Survive The Attack

  • Michael238
    3rd Jan 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    However, the initial engine failure that was supposed to throw me into the Sun was not powerful enough, so I instead get thrown into low Earth orbit, where I am found by the International Space Station. Also, I am not harmed by the plutonium-244, even when I touched it, because it is an alpha particle emitter with an 80 million year half-life, and alpha particles only travel a few centimeters through air, and can be stopped with a sheet of paper.

     

    I poisoned the next user with several curies of californium-254, and they are now dying from the intense level of neutron radiation.

  • FeynmanLogomaker
    4th Jan 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    I become the Hulk. Physics!

     

    All of the next user's atoms instantly teleport millions of light-years away by quantum physics. You can wait googolplexes of times the lifetime of the universe for them all to teleport back, by which time there is nothing interesting left anyways, or you can die.

    Or you can think of a way to survive this :)

  • h4zardz1
    4th Jan 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    everything is teleported by the same way and exactly same time, so i see nothing happens(like usual living).

     

     

    The next user is slammed by a block of 9GT Uranium-255 (the weight of the block itself, not the expolosion) traveling in half of speed of light towards sun, in the surface of earth, normal human and not invicible, when he/she is trapped in an underground containment room which is exactly under the center of collosion (in midnight) and cannot escape in any way except the containment room is destroyed. and this is not an dream/simulation/game.

     

    michael238, 4things you are forgotten: from moon, unstable fusion room, holes and naked.

    Edited 6 times by h4zardz1. Last: 4th Jan 2014
  • Michael238
    4th Jan 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    When I mentioned being thrown into orbit around the Earth, I was referring to the fact that the explosion was not powerful enough to cancel out the orbital velocity of the Moon, plus that of the Earth, which is required to throw anything into the Sun from anywhere within the Earth-Moon system. Also, fusion reactors cannot undergo a nuclear meltdown, as any problems will cause them to shut themselves down. Finally, spaceships have different sections that can be sealed off, so that even if there were holes, the whole ship will not decompress, as Apollo 13 showed.

  • nijalninja98
    4th Jan 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    *i dont get attacked*

     

    throws the next user into a vlcano with a 3000 kilogram thermonuclear warhead strapped to their chest.

  • MirrorrorriM
    4th Jan 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    I literally threw you instead.

     

    I drop a Tsar Bomba directly at the next user who is strapped into a pole as a human without anything.

  • h4zardz1
    4th Jan 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    a wooden pole and un-loaded shell of Tsar Bomba.i break the pole and i dodge it easily.

     

     

    The next user is slammed with 9GT U-255 (the weight, not the expolosion power) at half of the speed of light towards sun (the block, not him/her), while he/she is trapped in a 10m underground containment room which is at the centor of collosion (midnight and in earth),has no way air to get in/out(airtight), near an nucelar fission reactor, and no way escape except the containment is destroyed. however, the containment rooms walls are very strong,that needs 10MT power to destroy it.the containment room is not in an bunker, and has no doors. he/she has nothing, a normal human, not invicible, and not a dream/simulation/game.

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    A NORMAL HUMAN. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE.

    Edited 9 times by h4zardz1. Last: 5th Jan 2014
  • cccp3
    4th Jan 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    I am the sun (Legit?)

    Next user is incinerated by super-strong grinders.

  • CeeJayBee
    4th Jan 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    Grinders can't incinerate,  because incineration is burning... I step out from your non-logic clusterf*ck.

     

    The next user is a movable solid about to be removed by a dev.

  • h4zardz1
    5th Jan 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    the dev forgot that i am dust and the gravity is off

     

    the next user is trapped in

    -an coffin made from diamond-titanium alloy

    -inside the alloyed contaiment room

    -5 km underground

    -surrounded by very strong stones

    -under the himalayas (9km+5km=14km underground)

    -inside earth while its thrown to sun

    -sun thrown to the center of the milky way galaxy

    -milky way galaxy thrown to andromeda galaxy

    while he/she is...

    -parlyazed and in a comma

    -starving

    -thristy

    -has nothing

    -naked

    -normal human (HUMAN)

    -not invicible
    and

    -that all is real life

    -nothing can help you (including chuck norris, nyan cat, your brother/sister, superman, doctor who, etc.)

    Edited 2 times by h4zardz1. Last: 5th Jan 2014
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