It is granted, but no one plays the game.

 

I wish that my neighbors wouldn't blast airhorns and shoot firecrackers during the new year soo loudly.

Granted, But instead they celebrate by using air rifles to shoot at everyone around including you.


I wish 2013 progressed to 2020 instead of 2014.

Granted. You got lung cancer that year.

 

I wish for some text written backwards. I know how to read text backwards.

Granted. The text is "mood lanrete htiw desruc won era uoY" The text turns out to be true.

 

I wish for a simple, plain, bottle of Mountain Dew.

It's so plain you throw it away.

 

I wish for a car

The car crashes, killing you.

I wish that I am invincible

Granted. You are now in a game as "ÓË {e Ai" or should I say "B óË ÁN" which, when released, loops.

 

I wish for a bandage.

Granted. Stupidly, you cut off your blood flow by putting it too tight.

 

I wish for an understanding of what the hell happened in Sherlock.

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Granted, But Sherlock dies at the end of s3 and comes back in s4 leaving you even more confused.

I want to be Sherlock.

But then the sentence got mixed up so you became Missingno.

 

I wish for a LCD pixel.