@demonmutantzombie (View Post)

 I am made of solidified acid. Refreshing!

The next user is blown up by the atomic bomb, and they are not invince and have no superpowers.

i am a atom of U-238, which absorbs a neutron and becomes U-239, making me radioactive (Yay, i emit helium nuclei!)

next user is in a room, with lots of CO and U-235 dust, and also CO2. (all of this equals poisonous)

However, all of those materials are heavier than air, so they collect into a thin cloud near the floor, while I remain unharmed due to getting as far away from the cloud as possible, as well as opening a window. Once all of the CO and CO2 have escaped, I collect all of the U-235 dust to make nuclear reactor fuel.

The next user is in a similar situation, except the room has no windows, the door is locked, and instead of uranium-235 dust, it is radium-226, which is what killed the Curies.

i am a atom of radium-226. (Hey, friends, sup!)

next user is in the same situation, but the radium-226 is Pu-241.

I am wearing a full radation suit and gas mask and a break a wall collection arm the c-4, blow up the wall, watch the 100,000,000 ton concreate slab fall down and use my jet pack to get to my spaceship.

The reason it wieghed 100 million tons is because we are on jupitor. The person is falling into olbivion with the slab pushing him down.

However, I used my teleporter to teleport both myself, and the enormous concrete block to Earth's upper atmosphere. I then teleported again, to a different area on Earth's surface, allowing the concrete block to smash into the ground, crushing anything under it.

The next user was a normal human who was crushed by that several thousand ton concrete block.

There is at least one huge gap among the blocks and I went into that gap.

The next person is a normal human tightly strapped (using iron and some other strong elements) into a non-malfunctioning rocket being launched into Prypiat, which is located in Ukraine. All of his/her escaping devices are confiscated for experimental use.

Once the rocket lands, I walk around Prypiat until I find the road that leads out towards the nearby town of Chernobyl, where I find the Ukrainian authorities in charge of the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. I tell them what happened, then leave the Exclusion Zone while Ukraine hunts you down and arrests you. I am not harmed at all by this, as the radiation levels in Prypiat are actually fairly low, although there are some rather contaminated areas elsewhere.

The next user is in the same situation, except they got launched into Chernobyl's reactor 4, which is the one that exploded.

It is in the far future, where the nuclear material has decayed and was removed,

The next user is in the caveman times, where a nuke explodes above your head. You only have caveman technology.

It exploded above my head, 2,000,000 miles above my head. (AKA space)

The next person eats a sandwhich and when it reaches into your stomach it expands and you explode.