Wish Corrupter Comeback
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you are a beluga whale, so you have yourself and cause a paradox.
i wish that i could cause a paradox and rebuild the universe to my likings
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You cause a paradox, but you yourself are IN the paradox, so you would rebuild the world, cause a paradox, rebuild the same world, cause a paradox.. etc...
I wish that there was only one season year round: Autum, and that it was convenient to all plants and animals.
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The universal code does not recognize the word 'Autum'. The only way to keep universe.exe running is to execute the following code: lefouduroi.wipe();
You have been wiped from existence.
I wish for an iPhone that will last forever, nobody will steal it, it is indestructible, has infinite battery, it will never crash, never explode, never kill/harm me, never lag, never have OS issues, have free service forever, always have reception, never die, and it will appear in the air, directly 1 inch over my table, no questions asked.
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Sadly, once it appears, your iPhones velocity is so high that it catapults right through your ceiling, out of the athmosphere and leaves the earths gravity field. While crashing through your house, it instabilized it so that a big chunk of house falls on you and kill you. The iPhone however will keep on traveling through open space for some time. You are dead and your phone is gone.
I wish that I had better things to do than corrupting other people's wishes using long, senseless texts. -
You do, but you just dont do those things.
I wish I never needed to worry (don't pull some dumb troll thing like killing me.)
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Your life gets too boring.
I wish I lived a safe but interesting life.
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you live in a train for the rest of your life watching the world go by, when suddenly you change your mind and decide not to be so safe, but because of your wish you are forever bound to the train. until the end of eternity.
i wish that Call Of Duty was discontinued.
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It is discontinued, but so many people are upset that the uproar convines them to bring it back.
I wish for sleep (not dead sleep, rest sleep. Not eternal sleep either, just normal sleep.)
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That wouldn't be interesting.
Anyhow,
You sleep peacefully. So peacefully, in fact, that you don't even notice the robbers that come and take all that you and your family owns. Nor do you notice the text from your bank, telling you that your bank account has been hacked and all your money stolen. You slumber on, peacefully.
I wish that the original Wish Corrupter thread hadn't been locked.
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It doesnt get locked but that means that this thread was never created and your wish yto bring it back never happened and so it is unlocked for something which didnt happen and it causes a paradox.
i wish i had Gran Turismo 6
