Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • Fakenublet
    18th Nov 2013 Member 2 Permalink

    @MiningMarsh

     

    holy god i'm having a laughter seizure

    Edited once by Fakenublet. Last: 18th Nov 2013
  • Sylvi
    23rd Nov 2013 Moderator 0 Permalink

    [07:26.39] * ChanServ sets mode +v Mojang for ##powder-bots
    [07:27.04] <Mojang> $timebomb cup
    [07:27.10] * StewieGriffinSub stuffs a bomb down cup's pants.  The timer is set for 52 seconds!  There are 3 wires.  They are:
    [07:27.37] <cup> $cutwire gray
    [07:27.37] <@StewieGriffinSub> cup has cut the gray wire!  This has defused the bomb!
    [07:27.38] <@StewieGriffinSub> He then quickly rearms the bomb and throws it back at Mojang with just seconds on the clock!
    [07:27.41] <cup> >:D
    [07:27.44] <Mojang> $cut gray
    [07:27.44] <@StewieGriffinSub> Mojang has cut the gray wire!  This has defused the bomb!
    [07:27.45] <@StewieGriffinSub> He then quickly rearms the bomb and throws it back at cup with just seconds on the clock!
    [07:27.47] <Mojang> :D
    [07:27.52] <cup> $cut white
    [07:27.52] <@StewieGriffinSub> KABOOM!
    [07:27.52] * cup was kicked by StewieGriffinSub  - Reason (BOOM!)
    [07:27.55] * cup (nathan@unaffiliated/cups) has joined channel ##powder-bots
    [07:27.57] <cup> ._.
    [07:28.00] <cup> $timebomb Mojang
    [07:28.00] * StewieGriffinSub stuffs a bomb down Mojang's pants.  The timer is set for 58 seconds!  There are 3 wires.  They are:
    yellow, gray, and white.
    [07:28.04] <Mojang> $cut gray
    [07:28.05] <@StewieGriffinSub> Mojang has cut the gray wire!  This has defused the bomb!
    [07:28.06] <@StewieGriffinSub> He then quickly rearms the bomb and throws it back at cup with just seconds on the clock!
    [07:28.10] <cup> $cut gray
    [07:28.10] <@StewieGriffinSub> cup has cut the gray wire!  This has defused the bomb!
    [07:28.11] <@StewieGriffinSub> He then quickly rearms the bomb and throws it back at Mojang with just seconds on the clock!
    [07:28.12] <Mojang> $cut gray
    [07:28.13] <@StewieGriffinSub> Mojang has cut the gray wire!  This has defused the bomb!
    [07:28.14] <@StewieGriffinSub> He then quickly rearms the bomb and throws it back at cup with just seconds on the clock!
    [07:28.15] <cup> $cut gray
    [07:28.16] <@StewieGriffinSub> KABOOM!
    [07:28.16] * cup was kicked by StewieGriffinSub  - Reason (BOOM!)

  • Box-Poorsoft
    24th Nov 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
    Edited 2 times by Box-Poorsoft, jacob1. Last: 23rd Jan 2014
  • Cacophony
    25th Nov 2013 Member 2 Permalink

    [22:35]    billion57    305 Shoved It Up Your Anus
    [22:36]    mitch|mobile    308 Object never was in anus
    [22:36]    billion57    318 Mitch Likes Things Up His Anus
    [22:36]    mitch|mobile    309 Object never will be in anus
    [22:36]    cups    o.o
    [22:36]    Cacophony    306 ah,yeah,baby,baby,ah,i love you
    [22:36]    =-=    tenq|away is now known as tenq
    [22:37]    mitch|mobile    310 I'm not gay thus I don't like shit up my anus
    [22:37]    [ps]|games    like shit
    [22:37]    billion57    328 Too Bad, We're Shoving Things Up Your Anus
    [22:37]    mitch|mobile    s/shit/anything
    [22:37]    mitch|mobile    402 Forbidden
    [22:37]    Cacophony    331 We're putting this on PornHub
    [22:37]    billion57    405 Anus Not Found
    [22:38]    mitch|mobile    :OOO
    [22:38]    mitch|mobile    302 Found
    [22:38]    mitch|mobile    $google Dubmood Mainstream Technology
    [22:38]    StewieGriffin    mitch|mobile: Dubmood - Mainstream Technology - YouTube: ; Dubmood - Mainstream Technology on Vimeo:
    [22:38]    billion57    332 Let's Shove A Snake Up His Anus
    [22:38]    mitch|mobile    402 Forbidden
    [22:38]    billion57    sudo Shove A Snake Up His Anus
    [22:39]    mitch|mobile    402 Forbidden
    [22:39]    billion57    404 Not Found
    [22:39]    mitch|mobile    I'm running from /proc and normal linux perms don't apply in /proc
    [22:40]    billion57    501 Screw Your Computer Terms, We're Shoving A Reticulated Python Up Your Anus
    [22:40]    mitch|mobile    402 Forbidden
    [22:40]    billion57    502 Snake Is Up Anus
    [22:40]    Cacophony    504 Fuck this,I'm installing Windoze
    [22:41]    mitch|mobile    404 No snake in anus
    [22:41]    billion57    503 Two Snakes Up Anus
    [22:41]    mitch|mobile    402 Windoze is not supported in this virtual container
    [22:41]    mitch|mobile    404 No snake in anus
    [22:41]    billion57    506 Several Snakes Up Anus
    [22:42]    Cacophony    506 VMS Downloading
    [22:42]    mitch|mobile    404 No snake in anus
    [22:42]    Manga    394 POOTIS
    [22:42]    mitch|mobile    Cacophony: it's running in OpenVZ which only supports linux :D
    [22:42]    billion57    222 (Several-1) Snakes Up Anus
    [22:43]    Manga    852: ASS DIRECTORY NOT FOUND
    [22:43]    mitch|mobile    506 billion57 ignored
    [22:43]    Cacophony    513 Wiping harddrive
    [22:43]    billion57    223 Snakes Wriggling In Anus
    [22:43]    mitch|mobile    Cacophony: virtual hard drive *

    Edited 2 times by Cacophony, jacob1. Last: 23rd Jan 2014
  • nijalninja98
    26th Nov 2013 Member 1 Permalink

    um... ok?

  • Schneumer
    26th Nov 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    @nijalninja98 (View Post)

     yeah........IRC isn't as well maintained as TPT, it seems...  :L

  • MiningMarsh
    26th Nov 2013 Member 3 Permalink

    @Schneumer (View Post)

    It is not maintained at all, there are no rules against cursing or anything.

     

    So basically it is the way the forum should be. :P

  • Schneumer
    26th Nov 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    @MiningMarsh (View Post)

     Sigh.......why do I even try.... :P

    I have a sliver of hope that you are being sarcastic or trolling me......why are older people all the same, no offense...

    Edited once by Schneumer. Last: 26th Nov 2013
  • MiningMarsh
    26th Nov 2013 Member 3 Permalink

    @Schneumer (View Post)

    I am in fact not, and I fail to understand why you are so supportive of censoring an area you don't even seem to visit. There are few small kids on IRC if any at all, so far as I have seen.

     

    I love how you assume I must be a much older individual.

     

    EDIT: I also find it rather ironic that the individual that implies he is the younger is berating the elder for implied ignorance. I am pretty sure it goes the other way around.

    Edited once by MiningMarsh. Last: 26th Nov 2013
  • Schneumer
    26th Nov 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    @MiningMarsh (View Post)

     Fair enough. That's good. :) Also, who said much older? I just said older, which can very be a day to a lot older....the great usage of unspecific terms!  :D