@lefouduroi (View Post) @the-scarecrow (View Post)

 Uhhh......ew.

Granted. I poop on you.

I wish people weren't nasty.

they are too nice and you feel bad.

i wish for something that could cure all diseases known to man.

It cures all diseases known to man, but awakens a dormant virus which turns everyone into a fine powder. The Powder Toy is Born!!!

I wish for the Universe to collapse back into a single point, like how it was before the Big Bang.

Granted. However, it then explodes into a new big bang, creating a new universe where matter cannot exist.

I wish that there was less dark energy in the universe, so that the expansion could slow down.

Granted. The absent dark energy results in a gravitational collapse, condensing everything into a black hole.

I wish I had a warp drive.

you find out that is has a malfunction and sends you directly into a star at warp speed

i wish for a LOT of reputation

You get a reputation as a cold-blooded killer and are arrested.

I wish for a 5-person full-size sailboat.

Granted however while you are on the boat it sinks and you die.

I wish that I could answer all questions.

You answer all the questions ever asked, but then people begin to believe you as a witch! They tie you to a stake, and you are burned alive.

@KydonShadow (View Post)

 Read the rules! You must wish for something. I will for you.

Kydon wished he became fleet admiral of the navy.